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Wonderful

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Faberry Week: June 18 - Time Travel

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ordinaryobsession:

gosh, I love her ….still the best glinda ever ….even her german xD 

Heiß(sch)gebliet 

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drunkmango:

Faberry Week / Day 2: Kid!Faberry
“Hey Quinn…”
“Yeah?”
“What do you want to be when you grow up?”
“….Yours.”

drunkmango:

Faberry Week / Day 2: Kid!Faberry

“Hey Quinn…”

“Yeah?”

“What do you want to be when you grow up?”

“….Yours.”

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green-eyed-chinchila:

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12. Wie herrlich (Thank Goodness)

People:
Irgendwann der Bosheit
Irgendwann der Grausamkeit
Tag und Nacht zur Wachsamkeit verflucht
So regiert die Bosheit
Sie scheint Angst zu jeder Zeit
Während sie nach neuen Opfern sucht

Woman:
Wie ein grünes Sturmgewitter
Fällt sie ins Ozland ein

Man:
Verleumdet das ist bitter

People:
Unser Zauberer obendrein
Gemein

Schützt uns vor der Bosheit
Fragen uns, wo ist ihr Nest?
Das wir wissen
Wo sie wieder hext
Wo sie wider hext
Wo sie wieder
Hext!

Glinda:
Meine lieben Ozianischen Mitbürger
Mag der Terror auch noch so viel Schrecken verbreiten
Heute wolln wir Panik, Panik sein lassen
Und feiern!

Dies ist ein Tag zum feiern
Ein Feiertag

People:
Wie herrlich!

Glinda:
Heut wolln wir feiern wies Glinda mag!

People:
Wie herrlich!

Woman:
Frieden und Freude
Und keine Hexe hier
Wir warn niemals glücklicher!

People:
Wie herrlich!

Glinda:
Wir warn niemals glücklicher
Stimmt doch
Nie warn wir glücklicher
Heut noch
Winkt uns ein Stück
Es war einmal Glück
Und märchenhaft
Wird es enden

Denn wir warn niemals glücklicher
Nicht wahr?
Nie warn wir glücklicher
Und vor allem auch weil
Die Freude zu teilen mit euch
Ist wunderbar

Er war niemals stattlicher
Ich war niemals dankbarer
Wir warn niemals glücklicher
Denn so glücklich sein
Heißt fühlen
Die Träume werden wahr

Madame Makaber:
Und wir freuen uns mit dir
Glinda mein Kind
Als Pressereferentin
Habe ich nachhaltig dafür gesorgt
Das auch der letzte Ozianer von deiner Heldenmütlichkeit erfährt!

Am Tag als seine Ozness dich empfing zur Audienz
Eine Ehre äußerst selten
Und begehrenswert
Nannte er dich offiziell
Gute Glinda
Was formell bedeutet
Du bist
Verehrenswert!

Da kam mit schrillem Schrei
Die Hexe
Und fing an zu geifern
Was sie fluchend plärrte
War empörenswert

Woman:
Sie hat drei Augen,
Wird erzählt
Von denen eines immer wacht

Sie heutet sich öfter,
wird erzählt
so wie es die Schlange macht


Und ihre Diener,
wird erzählt
sind Monster mit schwarzen Pelzen

Man:
Und weil sie nur
Schmutz isst und Dreck!
Lässt Wasser sie schmelzen

Fiyero:
Was?!

People:
Schmelzen!
Los!
Wasser her!
Lasst die schmelzen!

Fiyero:
Hast du das gehört?
Wasser lässt sie schmelzen!
Die Leute sind derart verblödet das sie
Jeden Mist glauben!

Glinda:
Fiyero!
Danke, du bist ein Schatz, Spatz!
Er holt mir nur schnell ein Schlückchen Zutrinken
Er ist ja immer so was von aufmerksam

Darum
War ich niemals glücklicher
Nein, noch nie war ihr glücklicher
Wenns auch oft überragt
Nicht kommt wie man baut
Deshalb man dann leicht frustriert ist
Doch ich war niemals glücklicher
Ich war einfach nie glücklicher
Naja
Nicht einfach
Ich seh manchmal ein
Das glücklich zu sein
Ein bisschen, tja
Kompliziert ist
Man bezahlt eine Art von-
Preis
Man stößt auf eine Art von-
Eis
Man will weiter
Doch stehts bewegt man sich
im Kreis
Bevor mans weiß
Tut was ich fühl auch weh
Doch bewein ich nicht-
Versteh
Steh ich doch
Lachend im Trubel
Und nehme den Jubel wahr-
War je ein Mensch glücklicher
Nein
Ich war niemals glücklicher
Denn so glücklich sein
Heißt fühlen
Die Träume werden wahr

Ist doch so
Glücklich sein heißt fühlen
Die Träume werden wahr!

People:
Glücklich sein heißt fühlen
Es werden Wunder wahr!

Glinda:
Wie herrlich!

People:
Du stehst uns für Glück und für Freude!
Wir danken dir!
Wir herrlich!
Oh liebe Glinda
Frisch verlobt
Und bezeugt
Sie war niemals gütiger
Sie war niemals freundlicher
Sie war niemals fröhlicher

Glinda:
Ich war niemals glücklicher!

All:
Als heut!

People:
Wie herrlich ist das heut!

This is song is part of the German soundtrack from the musical Wicked, performed by the essemble of the Palladium theatre in Stuttgart.

It is uploaded to give an audience outside from Germany the chance to listen to it and enjoy this as much as I do.

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tramampoline:

koboldfacedlie:

maggotmaster:

baronessvonbullshit:

how is the healthcare system funded in pokemon, they must either have some sort of state which taxes the little shops which sell you ether and repel and shit or it’s some gigantic mutualist utopia or something

in pokemon black and white pokemon walmart and pokemon hospital are in the same building making it very clear they take place in america

the pokemon world’s economy is eccentric, but there are clear signs towards the existence of state power: ie, the fact that there are police. imo, all signs point to a utopian post-capitalist society that has only operated under its current mode for perhaps two generations. this reorganization of society was not precipitated by any revolution or even conscious political action, but rather the natural result of reforming the pokemon leagues and the systematic cataloging of pokemon and their capabilities thanks to professor oak’s pokedex.

throughout pokemon world’s history, pokemon have been used by humans to achieve things that they couldn’t do personally. indeed, as per Klink, Voltorb, Trubbish et al, new pokemon species will develop sympathetically to human society. however, forming a Bond between human and pokemon was significantly more difficult and required either the long-term taming of a pokemon raised from its juvenile evolutions or (more recently, within the last 700 years) the use of apricorn pokeballs, which were difficult to obtain due to the difficulty of cultivating apricorn trees. add to this the fact that pokemon at higher evolutionary tiers are less disposed to obey humans unless they’ve somehow proved their worth, and the vast majority of human owned pokemon would be placid, domesticated types and otherwise low power species. more powerful species and legendaries would only attach themselves to humans in dominant positions: kings, warlords, and so forth, and these pokemon would be bloody engines of war (see: pokemon conquest).

this feudal society evolved into a capitalist one thanks to the inception of the leagues. initially little more than the equivalent of a village cock-fighting ring. particularly adept trainers would find themselves able to make a living betting on the results of pokemon battles however, and would travel from village to village, challenging the best the locals could muster. eventually, they would make enough to retire, and many founded pokemon “gyms”, schools and dojos where people could pay to learn from them and perhaps even challenge them for status. the influence and wealth and gym leaders became such that they de facto controlled their town. this obviously drew the ire of the nobility, who attempted to crack down, but the gyms formed together into leagues and mounted a successful defense. the nobles were forced to play ball with the league, or else were replaced by them.

the resultant society was perhaps more “fair”, it operated under a meritocracy of a sort. anyone who was able to tame or catch a decent selection of pokemon, and challenge the league to make themselves known, could achieve high status and wealth. becoming league champion is, in its way, just as arbitrary an achievement as winning a war: enough to satisfy powerful pokemon’s desire for a competent master. a broader array of pokemon entered “common” use and could be directly leveraged to fulfil the requirements of a larger, more egalitarian dominant social strata, specifically in terms of construction and manufactory. this spurred the equivalent of the pokemon world’s industrial revolution. 

it wasn’t really fair of course, the children of gym leaders and former nobles, those who possessed land to hunt pokemon on. These people all tended to have better access to pokemon, and the money to buy apricorns. but there was no mass movement in the pokemon world equivalent to socialism. the majority of pokemon world’s people were still largely agrarian, the use of pokemon made the patterns of land enclosure and mass employment as laborers seen in our world unnecessary. 

the world carried on much as before until about 60-70 years ago (i’m basing this timing on the fact that some older trainers, such as Draden, suggest that they tamed their original pokemon rather than catching them) when Silph Co invented the mechanical pokeball. they could be manufactured in massive numbers and, more importantly, it could be done very cheaply. suddenly everyone could have pokemon, lots of pokemon. not just a couple of Flaafy that you trained over your entire life, but dozens of the damn things, of every conceivable type, even ones previously considered dangerous like Arcanine and Dragonite. 

suffice to say, this shook things up some. the leagues adapted quickly though, incorporating increased democratization and overhauling their structures to fit with the new paradigm. it may perhaps seem odd that the leagues acquiesced in most respects to popular political demand, but we  have to bear in mind that these were compromise measures: any nation that didn’t adopt the mechanical pokeball was going to fall behind, as mass pokeball ownership exponentially increased industrial capacity, and it was better that than face a real uprising from one of the new dangerous criminal and terrorist organizations who were able to quickly gain power by stealing pokemon (previously virtually impossible). the founding of the International Police around this time shows how seriously the leagues took the threat from Teams.

the new economy has, since then, gradually become divorced from capitalism. power, food, technology and consumer goods are all easily produced with the assistance of pokemon. they have become so cheap to produce that they may as well be free. the only form of poverty exists among the sick and disabled, who can’t catch or train pokemon, and that’s why social safety nets like nationalized healthcare have been broadly adopted. they are paid for by heavy taxes on “pokemon products” (potions, pokeballs, etc) which remain the only goods with any real cost outside of really specialized luxury goods. this is why in black 2 you don’t get paid money for starring in movies; you instead get rare items and pokemon products from your fans. 

most money probably doesn’t even come from jobs, since you need very little of it to keep yourself comfortable. money is kept in circulation mostly through pokemon battles, since trainers are the only ones that really need it (this is what allows Veterans to make a living as trainers also). this isn’t to say that access to resources is equal, far from it! certain old families still have more at their disposal (and more potent pokemon breeding stock). thus rich boys and ladies.

efficiency is only increasing since the development of the pokedex. while most pokemon species were discovered already, the pokedex allows detailed demographic information to be collected, making it easier for people to catch the pokemon they really want. it’s also led to stronger understanding of type interactions, see: the discover of dark and steel types (fairy type is still in peer review). since the pokedex was invented the world has been hyper-modernized, and now teleporters, maglev trains and the like are a reality. this is not a coincidence.

your average citizen in pokemon world is schooled until age 10-12 or so, and then begins a pokemon journey. they bond with various pokemon, and those pokemon determine what career they will have, by social convention. some jobs don’t require pokemon, but these are probably less prestigious outside of management roles. most of them will challenge and beat at least a few gyms. the gym leaders maintain several rosters to provide an appropriate challenge depending on the number of badges their opponent already has. their own personal team will see next to no use in an official context. 

not many people challenge the elite four, the top trainers that are part of the league, but doing so is considered very impressive. again, the elite four don’t use their best teams, they’re mostly battling children here. becoming a region “champion” will qualify a person for a gym leader position or a role in something like the battle institute, with membership in the elite four or even as the sitting champion themselves being a remote possibility for the future. the actual champion champion, the one you challenge, is determined by the elite four fighting among themselves and appointing the winner. they then replace the empty slot from among the gyms. 

yes, it’s possible to essentially join the government of a pokemon world nation by being really good at cockfighting. don’t forget, it’s widely believed (apparently sincerely) that a person who is a good trainer also necessarily has other positive attributes, so this isn’t that weird. and it seems plausible that the league trainers are supported by a larger bureaucracy that handles much of the day to day administration.  

in conclusion: jesus christ i hate myself

i was gonna reblog just a link to this post but i’m kind of in love with it so i want it on my blog

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Second English lesson of the day

imsceneandherd:

sherlookatme:

iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:

‘Effect’ is a noun. ‘Look at effect he’s had on you.’

‘Affect’ is a verb. ‘I think he’s starting to affect you.’

I HAVE NEEDED THIS FOR SO LONG GOD BLESS YOU

A ffect is an A ction.

E ffect is an E nd result.

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